peach eating vagus nerve cultist of the house of tool ape

posts from @rotsharp tagged #no

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MOOMANiBE
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horror story in which the protagonist of a hallmark movie realizes they don't want a romance after all and every single person, object and event in their life contorts more and more implausibly to force the relationship on them for the sake of preserivng the hallmark film structure