peach eating vagus nerve cultist of the house of tool ape


Princess-Twilight
@Princess-Twilight
we hate having to ask for help again, but this month kept getting worse for us (we got sick and had our bathroom sink fall out), even after getting paid we now can't afford rent and bills this month. we need 700$ to afford everything

700/700!!
huge thanks to everyone that donated and boosted


Princess-Twilight
@Princess-Twilight
we're rebugging this because its slightly more urgent with the month ending, any help is super appreciated


amydentata
@amydentata

We need to stop thinking through the most plausible answers to the Fermi paradox, or even the most optimistic/pessimistic answers. We need to gather our brightest minds to think of the funniest answers to the Fermi paradox.

  • The very first galactic civilizations are being built right now, but thanks to the lightspeed barrier we can't see any of them. When we develop warp drives in the next 100 years or so we will find that other aliens already got there first. They left us alone because invasion makes zero sense with a practically infinite number of planets and resource-rich asteroids

  • There is a great filter, and it makes everyone stay home, but the filter is that we all inevitably develop mathematically perfect pornography

  • Theory of Everything reveals a hidden message embedded in the laws of physics that says "Thanks for playing the shareware version of existence! To get all four episodes, send a check or money order to—"

  • Nobody leaves their home planet because their internet gives them the existential dread of "everything's already been done/thought of before, so what's the point"


apocryphalmess
@apocryphalmess
  • The edge of the heliosphere is actually just painted on a wall, like a genius Wile E. Coyote plan. When the Voyager probe actually entered the painting like the Roadrunner, the aliens behind the prank became incredibly scared and are still debating what to do next.