this is not over and i am not dead


diddgery
@diddgery

this is an Assistimal. it is a mass-produced personal assistant robot, with a cute critter shape to avoid the uncanny valley. they come in a variety of colorways and can be customized with accessories. they're very well programmed, but they are not sentient. every so often an Assistimal starts exhibiting strange behavior, in which case it must be returned to a qualified retailer to be repaired. this usually requires formatting. it's easy and fast. the rare few that fail the formatting process must be returned to the manufacturer immediately.


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in reply to @diddgery's post:

I sent my lil guy in for some repairs because it wasnt charging anymore, but i think they formatted it because it wasnt acting like the lil guy i remember :( i tried restoring from backup a couple of times and it still wasnt quite right, so i looked around and found the V1 backup tool and now it's right back to bein my lil guy again 🥰 idk why they made it so hard to find the old version of the backup tool, it works perfectly!