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This ranking abides by the rules set forth in the Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest: -Hot Dogs include buns -Water is provided for eating, dipping, and drenching -10 minute time limit -No utensils -Any contestant who vomits is disqualified

Just for reference before beginning the current world record holder for hot dog eating is Joey Chestnut with 63 Hot Dogs and Buns within 10 minutes.

Sol Badguy A great baseline to start with. Sol’s got an unbeatable drive to win and would certainly go at it with all he’s got. He would absolutely not use the water strategically and would eat his dogs bone dry.

If considering Xrd Sol then I would give bonus points for eating the hot dogs while in Dragon Install which would incinerate many hot dogs allowing for incredible efficiency. However his Dragon Install command grab in Strive would only allow for a hearty handful of incinerated dogs.
45 Hot Dogs | B+

Ky Kiske Ky would be pretty confident leading up to the contest but would be quickly disheartened seeing the level of competition. He would try dunking one in water and choke it down but immediately abandon that strategy and just eat normally.
4 Hot Dogs | D

May May would attempt to use Goshogawara to eat the hot dogs for her. This would be incredibly obvious resulting in her immediate disqualification.
0 Hot Dogs | F

Faust Faust’s really gross ground throw where he eats his opponent and then vomits them out a portal would seem to be incredibly potent here. However the Nathan’s rules disqualify anyone who vomits, portal or otherwise (I assume). Regardless Faust would scarf them down with the best of them.
57 Hot Dogs | A

Potemkin I mean look at em, this man was made to eat hot dogs. Command grab all you want buddy you earned it.
74 Hot Dogs | A+

Chipp Zanuff Chipp, like Sol, would be incredibly determined to wolf down some dogs. His incredible dexterity and speed would allow him to take full advantage of water dunking. Unfortunately Chipp’s low Guts score would prevent him from fully taking advantage of his hot dog speed (he get a tummy ache).

There would be some murmuring from the judges calling for his arm blade to be considered a utensil.
31 Hot Dogs | B-

Zato-ONE I am thoroughly convinced Eddie could eat like infinite hot dogs. Zato just has to dump them into Eddie’s open mouth in as inconspicuous a way as possible. This is probably against the rules but Zato is slick and Eddie is a weird shadow monster I think it would work.
Infinite Hot Dogs | S+

Millia Rage Millia doesn’t really get what all the fuss is about with the contest and tries to use her hair to cut the hot dogs up into small pieces. After much debate her hair is determined to be a utensil by the judges and she is disqualified.
0 Hot Dogs | F

Axl Low Axl would think he’s super smart to just stop time and eat as many hot dogs as he can but it turns out he’s not very good at competitive eating so infinite time doesn’t really result in more dogs consumed.
15 Hot Dogs | D

Anji Mito Anji keeps countering the hot dogs as they approach him, spinning past them crossing over the table back and forth for the entire 10 minutes. The judges rule this to be acceptable, but annoying.
0 Hot Dogs | F

I-no I-no puts up a front of not really caring about the contest but deep down she knows she’s got the power to house some dogs. Pretty standard water dunking strategy but works out decently well.
23 Hot Dogs | C

Leo Whitefang This man is a fucking human blender these hot dogs never stood a chance. Smart enough to use the water effectively but some slight choking at some points.
82 Hot Dogs | S

Ramlethal Valentine Ram does not understand the contest at all and is mostly just content to be there.
2 Hot Dogs | D-

Giovanna Giovanna considers using her spirit wolf to help eat the hot dogs but actually read the rules so instead goes it alone. She’s determined and hungry and fully planned out her water strategy.
35 Hot Dogs | B

Nagoriyuki As far as I know Nago sustains himself entirely on blood and would not be able to consume the hot dogs.
0 Hot Dogs | F

Goldlewis Dickinson As the US Secretary of Defense, Goldlewis has an intense appreciation for the hot dog and great pride in the tradition of the hot dog eating contest. Incredibly well planned dunking strategy combined with the love of the game gives Goldlewis a strong advantage.
78 Hot Dogs | A

Baiken Only having one arm and completely refusing to use the water on principle leaves Baiken in a rough spot. Sheer willpower and an iron stomach does help claw back her chances slightly but not by much.
18 Hot Dogs | C-

Jack-O Jack-O feeds the hot dogs to her minions. This leads to immediate disqualification but she is pleased.
0 Hot Dogs | F

Happy Chaos Happy Chaos loves every aspect of the contest but gets too caught up in the moment and wastes the 10 minutes monologuing about society.
1 Hot Dog | D-

Testament Testaments just happy they were invited to hang out with everyone and gives a good try at the contest. Not a great showing but they mostly came for the vibes and camaraderie so a win is a win.
8 Hot Dogs | D

Bridget Bridget is incredibly confident she can win the contest while also refusing to read the rules. She becomes a crowd favorite due to her can-do attitude but, similar to Chipp, her low guts rating leaves her falling flat.
14 Hot Dogs | D


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