roxivs

I'm Roxi!

  • she/they/it

do not be horny at me


so like i put hundreds upon hundreds of hours into this game as a tiny baby and then didn't play it for a long time, because it's bad, but now i'm replaying it in jp for fun and some light reading practice and like,

my memory of what to do is preserved in fucking amber, but only once i actually get to each individual step, which, because of how much ocarina of time fucking sucks, means i'm constantly playing out a slapstick routine with my own brain


"okay so i walk all the way to kakariko"

yeah but it's important you get all the chickens, here's where they all are

"okay cool whatever i'll do that"

...

"so anyway"

there's a heart piece above the chickens

"can we get it yet"

no

"okay great. so anyway, i have to go all the way up death mountain"

yeah

"all the way up, right now"

yeah

"and i get to darunia"

*yeah you just need zelda's lullaby"

"okay good i have everything i need"

yeah

"..."

...

"it's not progressing"

yeah

"why is it not progressing"

you have to go all the way back to the start of the game and get saria's song

"...why?????"

he thinks it slaps


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