bro stop it... bro. seriously cut it out with the tomfoolery. you're going to look a fool in the presence of the regent, bro. bro.... the regent :(
Pray thee stop, my liege. For thou art making a mockery of this day. Thou shall make a half-wit of thyself in the presence of OSHA, my liege. My liege, thy perilous actions cause me to weep.
O God Almighty In Heaven Above, my loser liege lord has once again fumbled thee satchel, in the presence of maladjusted wenches, no less!