“You didn't exactly miss,” said Pooh, “but you missed the strike zone.”

Non-binary, genderfluid, happily married. Retro gaming enthusiast. I speedrun a few games that you probably played once, enjoyed, and then totally forgot about. Staff for Power Up With Pride and volunteer for several other charity speedrunning events. Alys is pronounced like Alice, Rujasu is pronounced rue-JAH-sue.
“You didn't exactly miss,” said Pooh, “but you missed the strike zone.”