having this hilarious mental image of blending up a steak and selling it as "plant-free beer" whilst serving up a 64oz. portion of seitan as "gluten-based steak"
slap the tagline "OWN THE LIBS" on the product and you'd make a mint

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having this hilarious mental image of blending up a steak and selling it as "plant-free beer" whilst serving up a 64oz. portion of seitan as "gluten-based steak"
slap the tagline "OWN THE LIBS" on the product and you'd make a mint