ryusui

"It's the greatest day."

  • he/him

maker of tiny games | navigator of retail chaos | artist | FFXIV fan (Ryusui Teira@Brynhildr) | he/him | trans rights are human rights | death to crypto


axolotine
@axolotine

Had a weird dream last night that these things were real. They were sold as pets and were like a genetically modified creature or something - by the end of the dream people were getting bit by them and changing into them. But the funny part was this like 50 year old jaded businessman got bit by one on purpose and when I asked him why he did this he just smiled and said "no more email".
They were called Nuppies. Something about them is that if you give them a plushie they get "plush drunk". This was explained to me in the dream completely straight faced by an underpaid pet shop employee and I don't know exactly what he meant by this. They came in all sorts of colors but the red and black ones were sold out.
Anyways who wants to get plush drunk with me?


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