Ryusui

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"It's the greatest day."

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Ryusui @ryusui9/10/2024, 8:01 PM

Nat& Spectrum System - θ∆@Amoni-The-Sabertooth

bcj @bcj10/31/2023, 1:38 AM

waking up in the saw room

me: Oh god, what now? I'm supposed to be at jury duty in an hour. I don't have time for a sadistic puzzle room
jigsaw: My bad. I didn't know. Here, I'll come let you out
me: Thanks bud

bcj @bcj10/31/2023, 1:39 AM

waking up in the saw room again

jigsaw: I think we both know why you're here
me: Because I lied about having jury duty?
jigsaw: Because you lied about having jury duty

#A good one #probably safe to call this The best one at this point but I'll try

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gaydarade @gaydarade10/31/2023, 4:16 PM

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willow @Willow10/31/2023, 1:41 AM

fuck this one is a banger

Vincent Kinian @Video-Game-King10/31/2023, 1:59 AM

Jigsaw's defense attorney: Your Honor, this juror has a pre-existing relationship with our client, rendering him ineligible to sit on the jury for this case.
Judge: Upheld.
You, staring daggers into Jigsaw: You win this time, Puppet.