not free as in speech, or free as in beer, but free as in linux

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not free as in speech, or free as in beer, but free as in linux
yeah the version of this I’ve heard is “free as in couch” which is particularly evocative imo
couch is a good one, really captures the mystery smell of a dank old sofa in your college dorm
the version my friends and I use is “free as in mattress”
free, on the condition that you consider your time to be worthless