IF YOU ARE ATTEMPTING TO INTERRUPT MY GOOD TIME

I WILL BECOME EVIL

Thank you

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I have been alive for 36 years. I have dealt with a lot of terrible shit in my life and all my life experiences have lead me to believe that people just want to chill and have a good time

not think about the terrible things all the time.

If you're one of those people who feel the need to remind people that Bad Things Happen, I will put you in a rear naked choke.

There are people who go to school for this kind of thing, and you, random internet user with no power over others because you're just some person, does not need to speak your two cents to everyone all the time forever.

I had a doctor once tell me "Everything in moderation, even moderation" and if you're just a miserable little butthole and downer all the time and people don't really talk to you THINK ABOUT WHY