Kernel Panic! At the disk I/O

I love their hit song "I Write Logs, Not Config Files"

These two SHOULD mix together, I can hear it in my fucking head, I can sing it, but I cannot get it to work in a mashup, I'm just not skilled enough at Audacity wizardry lol (Specifically, the chorus of the Nickelback song)

this works way too fucking well. what is going ON

it's rough around the edges I guess (actually kinda dogshit and I was extremely lazy but also couldn't stand listening to another femtosecond of Nickelback tbqh), but why is this allowed to even work

you might wanna skip ahead to like 30-something seconds. it doesn't start nicely

None of these should work, but they somehow do