sans-sarif

Collectively, Working on it.

Like a hotel at a party, you don't really want to leave at the end of it. Holding on to the end of the world(tm).

A plural system collectively known as Sans. Constituent Parts are:
swozi, HOLLY, *MF, narra + hangers on. 31, Tired, Furry, here because a bunch of friends decided this was where they were crashing for the foreseeable future. Accidentally turned this into our primary location because it made us pretty comfortable, honestly.
(it's pronounced vox, by the way.)


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i want a space marine, on a bike, with an arm that's in reinforced armor and has a bracing built into the bike to let them punch a tank or a tyranid and have a chance of killing it. let me have this. i love powerfists. i wish i could have hammers too on bikes. that would also fucking rule. let me use bikes as anti-tank if they get into melee. this won't fix me or space marine balance but it will make bikes far more interesting and also fulfill a kind of gender for me


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I 'memba when you could do that. ;; When Characters and Sergeants had wargear lists you could pick and choose from, so putting your Chaplain on a bike and giving them a power fist was on the cards. When the rules about how many hands it took to operate a bike were a little fuzzy, and your Chapter Master could zoom into battle with a Storm Shield strapped to the front of their bike while a thunder hammer trailed alongside like a knight carrying their lance at the trail. Aah, the glories of the old days before 'we need to make a model for it to have rules for it' came along.

see my real killer is that i want them to do it because the outriders are currently fuckin' e2b model kits and like, it'd be so nice. it'd be so nice if they could have literally any other option! they don't have to be 3rd-7th edition "you pay for the model and then you pay for the wargear and the models are all very stiff but have infinite customizability" stuff, i do genuinely appreciate the more modern sculpts having even the slightest bit more "motion" to them than the old sculpts.

i don't know. i've managed to kitbash stuff despite the best efforts of james workshop and his band of questionably-merry men, but i do also yearn for a little more customizability.

i do also yearn for less "play it safe" posing. if you're going to have monopose models with hotswappable weapons why can't we get more weapon options and more dynamic poses like age of sigmar does.

Oh for real. There's definitely a middle ground here they just don't want to explore because anything with predictable points of contact during assembly is something a third party or 3D printer can plan for and adapt to. The Chapter House beef poisoned the well for a long-ass time.

it's frustrating! because i do think there are a lot of people who would be much happier if they could pick and choose weapons and the easiest way to do that is to give people options, and the easiest way to give people options and do good monopose is to have the weapons be the last part of the contact points! but no, we can't do that, because we didn't win a lawsuit with a third party seller enough to satisfy ourselves