sapero

on your INVENTORY SKEWER there are 2 chunks of lamb, 3 onion quarters, six bell pepper shards and one chunk of chicken. they smell skillfully cooked, and [PERCEPTION 16] waft a hint of tangy marinade

gravis again @cathoderaydude2/29/2024, 5:16 AM

i want that though

gravis again @cathoderaydude2/29/2024, 5:17 AM

wait are we proposing a fully kebab based adventure game where your inventory is a FIFO skewer because I think there's some meat on that bone

gravis again @cathoderaydude2/29/2024, 5:17 AM

wait it would be FILO

@rotopenguin2/29/2024, 5:41 AM

No, FILO would be more of a pastry based mechanic

gravis again @cathoderaydude2/29/2024, 5:49 AM

this made me dissociate

Nire Bryce @NireBryce2/29/2024, 6:02 AM

you may tear some types of items off your INVENTORY SKEWER, however they can only be removed twice that way before they become UNSTORABLE.

for low strength, high weight items such as GREASY ONION, there is a chance they fall off with any JOSTLEing or JUKEing.

your other hand contains an ASSAULT GYRO, who's TZATZIKI SLURRY has been enchanted with an entire bottle of FRANKS RED HOT.

there is a third cart, selling QUAFFABLES

gravis again @cathoderaydude2/29/2024, 6:21 AM

i have had an onion slide off a skewer

Nire Bryce @NireBryce2/29/2024, 6:27 AM

DESPAIR sets in as your PANTLEG gets oil stained. you fail a STARTLE REFLEX roll and take five extra damage from RED HOT® TZATZIKI as your ASSAULT GYRO has a negligent discharge. no one has PROFFERed you a napkin this turn.

Kewlio: I'll see you guys next time @KewlioMZX2/29/2024, 5:18 AM

Ah, my favourite golf tournament.

gravis again @cathoderaydude2/29/2024, 5:39 AM

ayyo

in reply to @xkeeper's post:

@rotopenguin2/29/2024, 5:24 AM

Congress oughta pass a Digital Millennium CSS Act against crinimals like you