you can imagine old rock songs as queer. It's fun, free, and no one can stop you

The thoughts that spurred this post are

Take It Easy by The Eagles
Cis passing trans man trying to find a girlfriend (looking for a lover who won't blow my cover, she's so hard to find)

Long Cool Woman by The Hollies
FBI agent is sent to investigate a local gay bar but is instead enraptured by a trans woman performing (tall and beautiful woman describes many trans women ofc)

okay but what about uhhh.... Take the Money and Run by the Steve Miller Band. billie jo and bobbie sue are gender neutral names so i always imagined them as lesbians

this comes standard on smiths songs ofc