i have not had an actual, factual BATH in over a decade and a half.
I am fixing that tonight.
Will report from the other side.
is this what they've been keeping from too-tall people all these years
I feel so relaxed
There was one casualty: I thought to myself "I will surely not be too relaxed to keep a book from dipping into the water; I shall catch up on some reading while I soak"
Dear reader, she was too relaxed