i owe forty thousand dollars to mirriam-webster for unlicensed use of five dollar words
[marxism voice] commodity fetishism has gotten so bad that we're attributing dollar values to words as if a word's worth weren't defined by its history and the labor that went into it
a tabloid columnist must write hundreds of words in order to afford one ten-dollar word
the reason textbooks cost five hundred dollars is because of a secret page hidden inside the cover that just says "teleological" one hundred times