It also had a new FIFA game which was simultaneously launching on Nintendo DS, PS2, flip phones, and every console the developers still had a devkit for.

It only supported composite video and the entire console bit was in the base of the pitcher. You were expected to pick the whole console up and drink out of it while gaming. People were very upset when the water inevitably leaked into the electronics but LG never acknowledged this flaw. I have no idea what cartridges/disks looked like since it had no slot for them, but my first guess is that the water filtration cartridges themselves had game data. This is what innovation looks like