I pick things up
I am a collector
And things, well things
They tend to accumulate
I have this net
It drags behind me
It picks up hobbies
For me to feed upon



as a kid I was always like "man why are these kids so reluctant to be the chosen one and have cool friends and do magic and shit, what's wrong with them", and now I'm like "man I just wanna get high and watch anime I don't have time to be the chosen one" also if some random adult shows up and says you're the chosen one that sounds sketchy as fuck, what are they, a military recruiter??


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