I pick things up
I am a collector
And things, well things
They tend to accumulate
I have this net
It drags behind me
It picks up hobbies
For me to feed upon



I got a massive Tweezerman nail clipper and it looks like it was born fully formed from steel. and when you clip, it's like nothing happened, you couldn't feel the cut. like I have to be more careful that I get right on target now because I have no feedback. they're like brakes that stop a car in 0 seconds flat

i'm so powerful now


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