fantasy novels are leaving a lot of good curse words on the table by not isekai'ing Jesus over there 500-1000 years prior to the beginning of the book

I pick things up
I am a collector
And things, well things
They tend to accumulate
I have this net
It drags behind me
It picks up hobbies
For me to feed upon
fantasy novels are leaving a lot of good curse words on the table by not isekai'ing Jesus over there 500-1000 years prior to the beginning of the book