I pick things up
I am a collector
And things, well things
They tend to accumulate
I have this net
It drags behind me
It picks up hobbies
For me to feed upon



i should get back into pokemon and make a team of Pokemon who all know Hyperbeam, stop fucking around. can you imagine the widespread carnage. it would probably be illegal, stadiums devastated every time I show up and spray some kid's squirrel with an overwhelming malevolent power that rips at the foundations of reality

alt text: a wild snorlax fires a point-blank hyperbeam that obliterates a small pokemon


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