I pick things up
I am a collector
And things, well things
They tend to accumulate
I have this net
It drags behind me
It picks up hobbies
For me to feed upon



Despite losing fights left and right while he was a stray my cat will still puff up and meow at cats he sees outside as though he is a drunk being held back by his friend at a club saying “WHATS UP YOU WANNA GO YOURE LUCKY MY FRIEND IS HOLDING ME BACK”. He’s very cute.


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