Metro-Goldwin-Mayer Studios issues an apology following a leaked screenplay for upcoming action film Really Cool Sportscars in which academy award winning actress [REDACTED] is scripted to "prompt the audience to stand up and chant [SPONSOR UNDETERMINED] for about fifteen full minutes."
Fashion label [UNDETERMINED] has responded with "No, that's not us. What's MGM?"
Academy Award Winning Actress [REDACTED] has been missing for several years following an incident at the academy awards wherein she screamed an incomprehensibly dense speech for winning "Best Supporting Character" for her role in 2009's The Power Of Fiendship. [REDACTED]'s agent has declined comment.