- the weather hitting us with that +20⁰C on the first day of april
- the President hitting us with that usual semi-annual conscription decree (im exempt until the day they decide that im not)
- hr hitting me with that usual "sorry, we're afraid you're not going to be a good fit for our workflow, bye :)" after three weeks of interviews
- swiftkey adding an ad for microsoft's llm right into their fucking screen keyboard
- you've noticed there was no number 3
- you've smiled
