When I was a kid who watched Homestar Runner back in the day, I remember watching that Sbemail where he's talking about slumber parties to run away from, and he's like "if you go over and they like serve you chicken, in a pan, run away"
And the week before that fucking email came out I had a friend come over and we slumber partied and had chicken in a god damn pan and I remember being GENUINELY upset like "OH NO I RUINED THE SLUMBER PARTY"
Nevermind the fact that like, it's a joke. He's saying run away because it's not a bunch of candy and sodas.