as a devoted and fervent christian, koichi sugiyama often would make pronouncements of his faith in the manner typical of his particular system of beliefs, but in 1990 an anonymous poster (the first since abraham lincoln) asked koichi "oh yeah? if jesus is so great then where's jesus 2", at which point he set up an immediate all-hands meeting with the heads of square enix goya and said to them: "we need to make jesus 2, and it needs to appeal to the youth of today". as all of square enix goya was catholic, they agreed, and immediately set to work making a hentai rpg that would take the world by storm, and in 1991, after 16 months of grueling work, they released jesus 2 for the PC-9801 home computer entertainment application platform. the roman orthodox church worked to suppress news of its release, because if anyone found out that master craftsdwarfs¹ at square enix goya had made jesus 2 they'd have to start asking a lot of hard theological questions and it ended up being much more expedient to just cut the problem off at its head. most copies of jesus 2 were destroyed in the ensuing jihad, but if you scour the dark corners of the internet, and find the abbey where the dedicated scholars down in richmond california keep all the really heretical jrpgs you can still find copies of jesus 2 and play it for yourself, and find out that it's not in english and that you can't read it.
¹ the tolkien estate maintains their copyright on the use of the '-ves' pluralization of fictional fantasy races for the following creatures: elf (elves), dwarf (dwarves), orc (orves), and hobbit (hobbitves). i have opted in this instance for the public domain -'fs' pluralization instead