Heatherhorns
@Heatherhorns

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Oh I'd like to marry a space man
from some so distant star
I'd like to marry a space man
I'd keep him in my car

he'll know exactly what to say
or i'll toss his green ass in the bay
oh i'd like to marry a space man
we'd have sex all the time

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I'll have to tell my space man
if he gets found, he's sunk
the feds dissect his race, man
so stay inside that trunk

he doesn't know he's eating tar
i said "enjoy earth's caviar"
oh i'd like to marry a space man
and be unbound by law

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But I really love my space man
that's not a trick or lie
I truly treasure my space man
i'm so sure he won't die

he'll get all my love and care
wedged next to my tire's spare
oh i'm gonna feed this space man
it won't escape this time


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