First off, incredible product name. But they want you to just, like, buy a whole ass scale only for the purpose of storing one type of coffee on? What an incredible piece of fucking ewaste. And it makes Onyx, a company that puts frankly too much effort into looking both slick and ethical, look super tacky.
fantastic, i've always wanted to recreate the experience of arguing with the front desk about having knocked a bottle in the minibar out of place in my own kitchen
