selectric

lisbeth f.-c. mulholland

in spite of it all, life is beautiful.

💚⚓️🏳️‍⚧️

alt: @nonsequitur-machine


lunasorcery
@lunasorcery

me: “hey Siri set a timer for 12 minutes”

iPad in the next room: “okay, 12 minutes starting now”

me, who wanted the timer to be on the phone that’s literally in my hand: “hey Siri cancel that timer”

iPhone in my hand: “there are no timers set”

you can’t make this shit up


selectric
@selectric

yesterday i was trying to set a timer for some pasta and my phone picked it up, instead of the homepod in the kitchen that i was literally standing next to. ofc it heard me wrong and set it for the wrong time, so i asked it to cancel.

instead, my iphone perked up and told me that there aren't any timers.

i'm fucking ordering a kitchen timer.


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