>fedex tells me my package is somewhere in california
>ask if it's gotten past the distribution center in LA or whether it's just in some random small town in bumfuck san bernardino county
>theyre not sure
>open large annotated map pointing out which parts are between me and the distribution center in LA and which parts are bumfuck san bernardino county
>"it's a good town"
>look it up
>its in bumfuck
