am I right my canadian friends?

it's called "sans nom" because it was originally food for skeletons
uhh is this real or am I being gaslit by Canadians right now lmao
i don't think they put pizza in a can (lol x_x), but the no-name brand is 100% real
funny enough the west coast doesn't have either of those?? people on the internet are surprised when they hear of canadians who haven't had bagged milk
i have been told that "it's an ontario thing, you wouldn't get it" despite seeing bagged milk in rural british columbia
I've seen bagged milk in québec but it certainly isn't a thing thing here
i just moved to ontario a few months ago and i'm still too scared to buy bagged milk, i'm not sure what to do with it (grew up in the states but have lived my whole adult life in bc up til now). i doubt the canned pizza is real? but also i keep seeing things in ontario grocery stores that confuse me so i'm not confident about that
don't even talk to me until I've had my 213mL of homogenized pizza pepperoni!