liz ten eleven

@selectric

lisbeth f.-c. mulholland

she/her
selectric.space/

in spite of it all, life is beautiful.

💚⚓️🏳️‍⚧️

alt: @nonsequitur-machine

liz ten eleven @selectric12/5/2022, 4:49 AM

alex tax1a @atax1a

Gay Eminem on 9/11 @DecayWTF12/5/2022, 4:00 AM

Normalize Nothing

We're not normalizing shit in 2023. Everything is going to be abnormal, unnormal, denormal, subnormal and fucked up and weird.

#motherFUCK all your database schemas

alex tax1a @atax1a12/5/2022, 4:10 AM

E. F. Codd is spinning in his grave at a speed that we could harness to turn over an engine

Gay Eminem on 9/11 @DecayWTF12/5/2022, 4:11 AM

He's had it coming for a long time

alex tax1a @atax1a12/5/2022, 4:13 AM

do you swear to be normalized by the key, the whole key, and nothing but the key, so help you Codd?

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𝚕𝚒𝚕𝚛𝚊𝚠𝚔 @lilrawk12/5/2022, 6:26 AM

Oh shit, my year huh!! Vibes!

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