i should be able to manufacture any screw or nut or bolt i want at any time

God, imagine actually being able to make the parts I need every time I need to fix my vintage bike

every library should have a guy next to the lathe who you can bring any broken part to who will help you manufacture a replacement part when the corporation that sold you the thing decides it's not profitable enough to repair

and also they should have a sysadmin desk

the thing is, "community library sysadmin" is kind of my dream job

Intern Secretary Eggbug courtesy of @kyn

(I can't believe "inspect element crimes" wasn't already a tag)