• she/her

just a trans lesbian werewolf who loves cooking, and games, ffxiv, pokemon, and romance.
Writes sometimes
30+
Selnyam on discord and most everywhere else
Flidais Oakclamber on Malboro/Crystal


Shorkgirl
@Shorkgirl
Courtesy of the Incorrect Quote Generator:

Aellae, driving Shara and Bex: So how was your day?
Shara: We almost got surprise adopted!
Aellae: What?
Bex: We almost got kidnapped.
Aellae: Oh, okay.
Aellae: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!

Aellae, texting Shara: Shara! Help I’m being kidnapped
Shara: Where are you?
Aellae: I’m with some strange person. In a car. Help.
Shara: I’ll call Bex.
Bex, answering their cell: Y’ello? Shara: Where’s Aellae? They texted me that they were being kidnapped.
Bex: Aellae? Whaddya mean, they're right next to me-
Bex:
Bex: I’ll call you back. *hangs up*
Bex: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN’T THAT BAD!
Aellae: WHO ARE YOU?!

Aellae: I know you snuck out last night, Shara.
Bex: Play dumb!
Shara: Who's Shara?
Bex: NOT THAT DUMB!!!

Aellae: Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container.
Shara: The cow???
Aellae: What?
Bex: Shara, W H Y?

Aellae: Come on, I wasn’t that drunk last night.
Shara: You were flirting with Bex.
Aellae: So what? They're my partner.
Shara: You asked them if they were single.
Aellae:
Shara: And then you cried when they said they weren't.


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