i'm not very far in this game because of my need to analyze and catalogue every bit of garbage tucked away in every single crevice of every level, but my understanding of the party is
- catholic lesbian who physically cannot make a direct statement and has cemented every emotion she has ever had in a vault deep underground
- 50 year old gay vampire, craves corporate power, votes republican
- trans lesbian devil veteran, went AWOL so she could come out & transition, now her brain only wants fuck
- extremely divorced wizard
- BigHunk FuckBear
- invader zim
- Mercutio
