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Alexandra/Lexi
MFBC Archival Creature
I write and draw horny freak shit and also stuff that makes you cry - as I am wont to do.
"Can't a boy be confusing?"
I'm interpreting this as one of two possibilities what you mean by this and I hope both are correct.
You mentioned getting a "strap" post-bottom surgery. By my thinking, you either you mean a jockstrap or a strap-on dildo.