shapelessink

Queer artist & writer

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Alexandra/Lexi
MFBC Archival Creature
I write and draw horny freak shit and also stuff that makes you cry - as I am wont to do.
"Can't a boy be confusing?"


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Ext. A stream overflowing with sewage, in the background a Thames Water treatment plant is visible
Choir starts up, meloncholic and slow: "You can walk my path"

Int. A mother grocery shopping, dramatic close up of the ticket price of a basic item having been increased by 200%
Choir continues: "You can wear my shoes"

Ext. the same mother from the previous scene joins a line outside a foodbank
Choir: "Learn to talk like me, and be an angel too"

The mother is distracted as a 4x4 drives past waving at the line
Choir: "But baby, you aint never gonna feel this way"

The 4x4 runs over a deliveroo driver
Choir: "You aint never gonna know me"

Keir Starmer steps out of the 4x4 and ignores the run over cyclist
Choir: "But I know you"

Keir Starmer walks down the line of people with a smile, proudly putting a sign on the food bank's door that says "Means Testing For All"
Choir, rapturously climaxing to the chorus: "Things can only get better. They can only get better - now I've found you"

Various shots of failing crops, social disorder, mass public unrest, police brutality, spy cops, surveillance state, building fires, building collapses, ambulance queues, hospital neglect, water leakages, power outages, strikes, increasing homelessness, climate disaster, disenfranchised youth, etc - as the rest of the song plays

End roll, Keir Starmers face giving a thumbs up: "Labour - We promise we won't do anything"


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in reply to @shapelessink's post:

I mean realtalk - I don't see the Tories winning and I don't see Reform getting any significant gains either but also Labour have been signaling for a while they don't really plan on fundamentally changing anything so as much as this election will likely be the death of the Tories for the next 15-some years I don't actually see things getting better.

Can only hope inaction by Labour is a not-worse-than before outcome...

I just have no trust in any politician to actually know whats good or bad for the gen-pop...

I sadly also have no faith the gen-pop aren't going to just vote Cunt-servative as some misguided protest vote or something stupid. Spoiled ballots are a better protest than fucking over others :(