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in reply to @mcc's post:
That it's only a little bit taller means some heels or platform shoes could probably get him there
he says "a little bit" in the chorus, but in the verse he specifies 6' 9", which is… a full 13" taller 
You tell give me a height you think is unachievable by platform shoes and I will show you an even taller goth girl 
He should really take a second look at his hatchback and 8-track, and realize that being laid-back is where it's really at.
I hadn't thought about the song in years until you posted this, then 2 weeks later this (a version wishing to be a little bit smaller featuring Shaq that's an ad for small pepsi) drops, so…thank you? I think?? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4f3STq0YJ4
in reply to @bb8's post:
For a minute I thought this was about Skeen from Andor and I was like "that's weird I don't remember him talking about his height"
Don't even talk to me if you've lost to Snaggletooth at Huttball.
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