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Profile pic and banner credits: sharkaeopteryx art by @superkiak! eggbug by eggbug! Mash-up by me!
[Alt-text for pfp: a cute sharkaeopteryx sat on the ground with legs out, wings down, jaw ajar, and hed empty, looking at eggbug and eggbug's enigmatic smile.]
[Alt-text for banner: a Spirit Halloween banner with eggbug and the sharkaeopteryx that Superkiak drew for me looking at it with inscrutable expressions]


I'm a Vietnamese cis woman born and currently living in the U.S. You may know me from Sandwich, from Twitter or Mastodon (same username), or on Twitch as Sharkaeopteryx. I do not have a Discord or Bluesky account.

Ask me about language learning/teaching, cooking/eating food, late diagnosis ADHD, and volunteer small business mentoring. Or don't, I'm not the boss of you.


I think people deserve to be young, make mistakes, and grow without being held to standards they don't know about yet and are still learning. So, if you are under 22, please don't try to strike up a friendship or get involved in discussions on my posts.


Please don't automatically assume I follow/know/co-sign someone just because I reposted something from them—sometimes I do, sometimes I don't. Also, if you think being removed as a follower when we're not mutuals is a cardinal sin, please do not follow me.


🐘Mastodon
search for @sharksonaplane@mastodon.sandwich.net and hit follow if you want
Hang out with me on the Auldnoir forum! (you can DM there!)
discourse.auldnoir.org/
Follow me on Twitch
twitch.tv/sharkaeopteryx
Add my RSS feed (not working yet but I'll get to it!)
sharkaeopteryx.neocities.org/rss.xml

So I am not a public crier (this is actually a Thing for me, I am not humblebragging), but what I am is someone who often had to use a bathroom with extreme alacrity and I kind of figure if it's a place you can do #2, you can probably sob there too. (I am, as I hope is obvious, interpreting "public" to mean public access, instead of in public view)

Movie theater bathrooms are probably going to be a big winner here. Generally there's at least one set that isn't for ticketholders only, they're often cleaned multiple times a day (at least they used to be pre-pandemic, I haven't been to one since), and of course, if anyone hears you they will probably assume you are crying because of a movie. Come to think of it, they would probably still assume that even if you weren't in a bathroom, if you want those "in public view" points. So, movie theatres.

Runner-up bathrooms include hotel bathrooms (especially swanky ones, nobody will question you and they will most likely be clean), office building bathrooms (cleaned multiple times a day, usually multiple offices/departments so nobody would ask who you are), and library bathrooms (literature is overwhelming ok).


I was going to say more but I started falling asleep and lost it. Oh well.

See the full list of prompts here: https://cohost.org/NoelBWrites/post/3372101-microblogvember-the

Follow my entries at "#sharkmicroblogvember 2023"


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