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I'm a Vietnamese cis woman born and currently living in the U.S. You may know me from Sandwich, from Twitter or Mastodon (same username), or on Twitch as Sharkaeopteryx. I do not have a Discord or Bluesky account.
Ask me about language learning/teaching, cooking/eating food, late diagnosis ADHD, and volunteer small business mentoring. Or don't, I'm not the boss of you.
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in reply to @summer's post:
we love how in the middle it has the one answer that's just "I am not programmed to answer that question."
all these non-sequitors and falsehoods and somehow the cheetos were too much for it. because it's a brand maybe?
cheez its and cheerios were on the table tho. so many answers yet i have so many questions
this blog is the same genre as personal favorite the ""SLOWine Blog"" (which is NOT actually the official wine blog of the San Luis Obispo wine scene), which is Absolute Generative Nothing Posts Designed To Farm Clicks that is so poor at its job that it just does something very clearly either unrelated or entirely nonsense sometimes
This is the one that tells you how to make a 32-bit WINE Bottle, right?
yes though unfortunately they actually went back and made that article less funny :(
in reply to @summer's post:
love this shit.
"yeah of course your cat can eat blue cheese, idiot. easy. no problem. it'll die tho"
"Can dogs banana peel? Yes, dogs can banana peel."
in reply to @summer's post:
Yes, cats can eat Cheez Its. They are a type of cracker that is made from wheat flour and cheese.
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