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Elden Thing | Back & Body Hurts Platinugggggh Rewards Member


Profile pic and banner credits: sharkaeopteryx art by @superkiak! eggbug by eggbug! Mash-up by me!
[Alt-text for pfp: a cute sharkaeopteryx sat on the ground with legs out, wings down, jaw ajar, and hed empty, looking at eggbug and eggbug's enigmatic smile.]
[Alt-text for banner: a Spirit Halloween banner with eggbug and the sharkaeopteryx that Superkiak drew for me looking at it with inscrutable expressions]


I'm a Vietnamese cis woman born and currently living in the U.S. You may know me from Sandwich, from Twitter or Mastodon (same username), or on Twitch as Sharkaeopteryx. I do not have a Discord or Bluesky account.

Ask me about language learning/teaching, cooking/eating food, late diagnosis ADHD, and volunteer small business mentoring. Or don't, I'm not the boss of you.


I think people deserve to be young, make mistakes, and grow without being held to standards they don't know about yet and are still learning. So, if you are under 22, please don't try to strike up a friendship or get involved in discussions on my posts.


Please don't automatically assume I follow/know/co-sign someone just because I reposted something from them—sometimes I do, sometimes I don't. Also, if you think being removed as a follower when we're not mutuals is a cardinal sin, please do not follow me.


🐘Mastodon
search for @sharksonaplane@mastodon.sandwich.net and hit follow if you want
Hang out with me on the Auldnoir forum! (you can DM there!)
discourse.auldnoir.org/
Follow me on Twitch
twitch.tv/sharkaeopteryx
Add my RSS feed (not working yet but I'll get to it!)
sharkaeopteryx.neocities.org/rss.xml

once
in the woods of the internet wilds
you could install it on your tablet and it would—What would it do?
it would tell you, based on settings made by you and the people who love you,
when the hurt or the pain or the fear or the anxiety
got to be too much,
when the chemicals in your brain unbalanced, toppled over, filled your heart with lies,
it would tell you
what you always wanted to know,
what you needed to hear,
that you are enough
that you are fine
and your friends don't hate you


and then there was a rumor a billionaire was going to buy it and the devs deleted it expeditiously.

I wasn't going to go in this direction and I actually don't really like this at all but also I wrote it in 5mins and I still have six more prompts to go, SO oh well!!
See the full list of prompts here: https://cohost.org/NoelBWrites/post/3372101-microblogvember-the

Follow my entries at "#sharkmicroblogvember 2023"


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