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She argued that she was appearing in court as "a living, breathing, alive woman," not a lawyer, and said she would refer to herself using a lowercase "i".
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in reply to @dog's post:
i... feel like a licensed practitioner of law should at least understand that "i have my own definition of law, which is so obvious that it need not be written down but which the court does not understand" is not a particularly strong case to make
I should have made popcorn before starting this article.
"did you watch the new bachelor last night?"
"nah, something else was on."
I love the confidence to go “I could sue a news outlet for half a million a day using my made up terminology too”
said outlet capping off their article with a photocopy of her letter threatening to sue if they publish an article about her
10/10, no notes, outstanding journalism
Refusing to capitalize or inflect pronouns due to sovereign citizen theory is certainly a new one on me. Gives it a slight Rastafarian vibe tbh lmao
This reads like a stoner telling a joke that goes for so long you are not sure it's made up or not anymore
in reply to @no381's post:
I just love how I'm not even surprised by sovereign citizen crap anymore.
sovcits are so funny every time and its even funnier to see them try to advertise with billboards such as "It's illegal to use a legal name"
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