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Profile pic and banner credits: sharkaeopteryx art by @superkiak! eggbug by eggbug! Mash-up by me!
[Alt-text for pfp: a cute sharkaeopteryx sat on the ground with legs out, wings down, jaw ajar, and hed empty, looking at eggbug and eggbug's enigmatic smile.]
[Alt-text for banner: a Spirit Halloween banner with eggbug and the sharkaeopteryx that Superkiak drew for me looking at it with inscrutable expressions]


I'm a Vietnamese cis woman born and currently living in the U.S. You may know me from Sandwich, from Twitter or Mastodon (same username), or on Twitch as Sharkaeopteryx. I do not have a Discord or Bluesky account.

Ask me about language learning/teaching, cooking/eating food, late diagnosis ADHD, and volunteer small business mentoring. Or don't, I'm not the boss of you.


I think people deserve to be young, make mistakes, and grow without being held to standards they don't know about yet and are still learning. So, if you are under 22, please don't try to strike up a friendship or get involved in discussions on my posts.


Please don't automatically assume I follow/know/co-sign someone just because I reposted something from them—sometimes I do, sometimes I don't. Also, if you think being removed as a follower when we're not mutuals is a cardinal sin, please do not follow me.


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CohostTextAdventures
@CohostTextAdventures

The PURPLE KEY turns easily in the lock. You open the secret door and follow the staircase down to an underground stone-walled lair. Above you, the door slams shut. There is no way but forward. It's dark in here but your CANDLE lights the way. The claustrophobic walls, dripping with algae and slime, hug you tightly. You've never felt so alone.

Your PARENT/LEGAL GUARDIAN made sure that you were always well cared for, and even at the orphanage, you had the company of other children to keep you from feeling alone and afraid. But here, on your Questeenth birthday, you have followed your heart, followed your quest, and it has led you here, some decaying old prison on the edges of civilization. It's a miserable place to end up.

The tunnel drags on and on. You think about going back, but you have no other direction to go. Reluctantly you trudge forward, hoping with each step that you will find whatever quest logic brought you here.

You begin to hear the rumblings of SOMETHING up ahead, perhaps some great beast. The walls slowly part, and the floor in front of you opens up into a broad pit. The noises here and louder still. You cast your candlelight over the edge, and that's when you see it.















POOOOOOOOOOOOOSTS!

The Ravenous Eggbug bellows at you! You are thrown back by the force of his HUNGER.

GIVE ME
POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSTS!

The Ravenous Eggbug spots you and bears down on you! It's all up to you, hero

Map
Stats
  • Egg: 6
  • Bug: 10
  • Posting: 4
Inventory
  • 1x Kind Heart
  • 1x Cut of Your Jib
  • 1x Purple Key
  • 1x Tingus vs Tangus Differentiation Guide
  • Tagslug's Post
  • Tingus's Post
  • Tangus's Post
  • Critters's Post
  • 1x Candle
  • 1x Crude Map

Please vote:

FEED Eggbug Tingus's post
FEED Eggbug Tangus's post
FEED Eggbug Critters's post
FEED Eggbug Tagslug's post
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