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Profile pic and banner credits: sharkaeopteryx art by @superkiak! eggbug by eggbug! Mash-up by me!
[Alt-text for pfp: a cute sharkaeopteryx sat on the ground with legs out, wings down, jaw ajar, and hed empty, looking at eggbug and eggbug's enigmatic smile.]
[Alt-text for banner: a Spirit Halloween banner with eggbug and the sharkaeopteryx that Superkiak drew for me looking at it with inscrutable expressions]


I'm a Vietnamese cis woman born and currently living in the U.S. You may know me from Sandwich, from Twitter or Mastodon (same username), or on Twitch as Sharkaeopteryx. I do not have a Discord or Bluesky account.

Ask me about language learning/teaching, cooking/eating food, late diagnosis ADHD, and volunteer small business mentoring. Or don't, I'm not the boss of you.


I think people deserve to be young, make mistakes, and grow without being held to standards they don't know about yet and are still learning. So, if you are under 22, please don't try to strike up a friendship or get involved in discussions on my posts.


Please don't automatically assume I follow/know/co-sign someone just because I reposted something from them—sometimes I do, sometimes I don't. Also, if you think being removed as a follower when we're not mutuals is a cardinal sin, please do not follow me.


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jaidamack
@jaidamack

Trying to look into who and what this man is about is like trying to find an elemental particle by the shape of the gap it leaves in the science, or estimating the height of a bomb victim by the flash shadow left behind. There's just... nothing beyond the slowly scattering ashes and the crowd making snowmen of it all.

Which, by all I can actually gather of the man, is extremely fitting. Perhaps he'll fail upward somewhere else.


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in reply to @jaidamack's post:

I'd seen a couple of his videos before and he struck me as annoying film nerd so it's extremely funny to find out that he was a con artist pretending to be an annoying film nerd for the money

Mack, you really have a way with words, y'know that? ^u^ <3
I also didn't know who Somerton was and I can't imagine there being much more left of him than a few stray atoms after watching just ONE of the two videos that just came out about him(might check out hbomberguy's sometime as well if I get the chance).