the table is what happens in nature when an alfalfalant and a peeg get together when the lights are off. a few months later, surprise!! you get one of these guys!! the tapedeck is a herbievore so prefers volkswagens in its diet, but manages to scrape by with like leaves and twigs and probably a tree or two, just the green stuff. their flappy flappy nose parts are like a trial version of an elemental's trunk, just enough that they can reach up and grab leaves and things that would otherwise be out of reach. if they decided not to, like, lift their head by three inches. sometimes evolution gives you a thing and because it doesn't actually knock you out of the jeans pool it just... sticks around!! when they're little bitty tambourines, these guys have fuzzy coats with spots and stripes all over them so they can camouflage themselves on grandma's carpet to avoid predators and wrinkly kisses, but they lose these as they grow up and find their own styles. tapas are pretty shy guys in general, but look out for those teeth if you piss them off!! they can bite wicked hard!! bad news for the soft and sweet flesh of homer beans!! so be nice to terrys. anyway, that's why talltales are bestfavourite animal okayBYE
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