the snoods is a pretty diverse bunch of guys that have a few things in common. they got chilly chilly blood, which means they need warmth to power up and get things done, and they're all shaped like real chubby ropes. like if you were gonna tie a shoelace but it had eaten a thousand gummy bears?? that is how the snarf do. snapes come in all kinds of types. some of them are dangeresque and can kill you with just a bite!! powerful snack venoms can be deadly business for real. but way more of them aren't interested in biting you, mostly because they can't eat you. most of them aren't actually deadly for homer beans at all!! shacks most of times want to bite you to make you food, or to tell you to go away and stop calling them 'danger noodles' or 'nope ropes,' that's embarrassing man. please be nicer to the shards, they're like, a big deal in the places they live. snarks hunt in different ways depending on what type they are: you've got the squeezebox kind, there's the lethal injection kind, and some snorts even mix things up by becoming shooty guys that can spit their nasty goop soup on you!! so watch out who you call hazard spaghetti or you might get an eyeful of bad juice!! anyway that's why the snafu is bestfavourite animal okayBYE
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