seriously i can't get enough of these guys. look!! for real make up your mind about what kind of guys you are, numbers. are you a possible?? are you a rattatat?? are you a tiny kind of dodge?? or a tryhardlacine?? the numplestiltskins look like your character when you reach level twenty in a free to play game and none of your gear matches, so you look like you crawled into a second hand store just before a bomb went off. you're ready for the raid but you come dressed like a pile of adventurer laundry. it's not a good look, nomads. you can tell that nunchucks are the bug eating kind of guys 'cause they got those long tongues that're all sticky sticky when they cram them into little holes looking for inspectors to slurp up. not like the lisbons, you know the scaly boys that just lick they eyeballs because they can. newwaves are only in austrialala where they're classified as endangered, which is sad news for little guys. unless you're a bug and then i guess you're probably not as sad that there aren't as many sticky telephone poles ramming your holespace. anyway, that's why numberwang is bestfavourite animal okayBYE
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