I spent the last couple of days watching octopus videos and so i nominate them for bestfavourite
obstreperouses (or obstreperopodes if you're the kind of word nerd that worries about it) is a kind of squishy squishy water guy that gets from place to place by taking a big gulp of water and squirting it like the thrusters on a spaced shuttle!! pshoo!! obstructions can also get around by crawling, using the suckment cupsules on their ambulatory squigglers to grab hold of the place they want to get to, and pulling it towards them. whole of planet dirt revolves around the octave getting where it wants to go. crazy. an omnibus looks kind of like if you dressed up a brain like a testicle, but like. festive!! so he's got eight pretty streamers!! not a good look but maybe optometrist thinks you're funny looking, too. one day we can maybe ask them!! ontologists are crazy smart because of those big brains, they can solve all kinds of puzzles like how to get clams or climb out of hole or how to deliberately avoid security cameras. yeah. all the determination of a four year old in a body that looks like you coughed after eating too much cheese. orangumans can also use their little thruster to shoot ink into the water, make it hard to see them!! you think you got the drop on him and them POOF. whole cloud of black goop. don't think hard about where it came from. look at that big sack of brainwater. anyway, that's why opiates is bestfavourite animal okayBYE
